She: "What are you thinking about?"
He: "Nothing."
She: "Oh, do take your mind off yourself."
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Little girl: "Mom, you know that old vase that's been handed down from generation to generation?"
Mother: "Yes, dear."
Little girl: "Well, this generation just dropped it!"
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Teacher: "Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?"
Johnny: "Every time I come to the corner a sign says, 'School - Go Slow."
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Customer: "I want to try on that suit in the window."
Salesman: "Sorry, sir, but you'll have to use the dressing room."
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Teacher: "What is one-half of one-tenth?"
Pupil: "I don't know, but it can't be much to worry about."
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He: "I understand kisses speak the language of love."
She: "Yes?"
He: "Well, let's talk things over."
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Willy: "I know a man with one leg named Pedro."
Manny: "Oh? What is the name of the other leg?"
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Secretary: "Sir, the invisible man is here to see you."
Boss: "Tell him I can't see him."
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