Comedy

There is a secret method for returning from the floating casino with a small fortune ... go with a large fortune!
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gun.
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Seven days without a prayer makes one weak.
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Late when you're early and early when you're late - Boss
Japanese word for handsome - Kamukako
Japanese word for ugly - Kamukamo
Japanese word for rich - Nakagucci
Japanese word for dead - Nanigaska
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Finance - one of the 7 sacraments.
Raisin - a worried grape.
Account - husband of a countess.
Bra - making mountains out of molehills.
Blackmail - African postal system.
Centurion - keeping pants up.
Midwife - the second wife of a man who married 3 times.
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What did Moses say after breaking the 10 Commandments?
"Puro utos! Puro utos!"
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