Jane caught her husband Waldo searching high and low all around their living room.
Jane: "What are you searching for?"
Waldo: "Hidden camera."
Jane: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Waldo: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every few minutes he keeps saying, you are watching the Star World Channel. How does he know that?"
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John wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
He thinks for a while and says, "Let's put 'you are not getting older you are getting better'."
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
John says, "Well... put 'you are not getting older' at the top and 'you are getting better' at the bottom.
The party came alive when the cake was opened and the message was read:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom!"
Jane: "What are you searching for?"
Waldo: "Hidden camera."
Jane: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Waldo: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every few minutes he keeps saying, you are watching the Star World Channel. How does he know that?"
****
John wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
He thinks for a while and says, "Let's put 'you are not getting older you are getting better'."
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
John says, "Well... put 'you are not getting older' at the top and 'you are getting better' at the bottom.
The party came alive when the cake was opened and the message was read:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom!"
