Pastor: "Willie, you need to join the Army of the Lord!"
Willie: "I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor: "How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
Willie (whispering): "I’m in the secret service."
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How come you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Willie: "I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor: "How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
Willie (whispering): "I’m in the secret service."
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| Crystal Ball |
How come you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Father (to Andy): "You should be ashamed... when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school."
Andy: "Really? Well, when he was your age, he was president."
