Careers

Career woman talking to her friend: "It isn't easy to have a career, raise a daughter, shop, clean and cook at the same time. Sometimes I wonder how in the world my husband does it!"

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Executive's Expense Account for September and October:

9/01   Ad for secretary                              Php  100.00
9/02   Roses for new secretary                            50.00
9/08   Week's salary for new secretary           1,500.00
9/09    Orchids for new secretary                      350.00
9/11    Pizza for wife                                          200.00

9/13    Lunch with secretary                               800.00
9/15    Week's salary for secretary                  2,000.00
9/16    Movie tickets (self & wife)                     100.00
9/18    Concert tickets (self & secretary)            900.00
9/19    Ice cream for wife                                   100.00
9/22    Virginia's salary                                   2,500.00
9/23    Champagne and dinner for Ginny          1,200.00
10/02   Doctor  (Orthopedic)                           1,000.00
10/30   Complete wardrobe for wife             10,000.00
11/01   Ad for male secretary                             100.00

Thou shalt not get caught.