On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of sweets:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's "just" a suggestion!)
On a Pudding packet:
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. )
Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment. )
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on bottom of the box)
(Too late...!)
(Too late...!)
On packaging for an iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On a sleep medicine: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space? Or underground?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
(Now I'm curious.)
(Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning )
