2. Ushers will eat latecomers.
3. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
4. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
5. The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
6. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
7. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
8. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
9. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
10. Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
11. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
12. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
13. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
14. The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."
15. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
16. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
17. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
18. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
19. The cost for attending the Prayer and Fasting conference includes meals.
20. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a hearty lunch.
