A big muscular guy went to a grocery and asked the clerk for half a head of lettuce. The clerk said he was sorry but they were not allowed to sell just a half of the head of lettuce. The big man insisted and the clerk got scared because the customer was menacing. The clerk went to ask the manager unaware that the big guy followed him.
"Boss," he said, "there's a jerk who wants to buy half a head of lettuce." Turning around he saw the big man behind him and immediately said, "and this gentleman here wants the other half..."
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What do you call a burly man with a big knife?
SIR!
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Moving along a dark narrow alley, a man was suddenly approached by a stranger. "Please, sir," asked the stranger, "would you be so kind as to help a poor unfortunate fellow who is hungry and out of work? All I have in this world is this gun."
"Boss," he said, "there's a jerk who wants to buy half a head of lettuce." Turning around he saw the big man behind him and immediately said, "and this gentleman here wants the other half..."
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What do you call a burly man with a big knife?
SIR!
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