What Does It Mean?

Check out the results when the letters of the first words were rearranged:

DORMITORY -- DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN -- BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER -- MOON STARER

DESPERATION -- A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES -- THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH -- HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE -- HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES -- CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY -- IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS -- LIES, LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS -- ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT -- I'M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO -- TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:

MOTHER-IN-LAW -- WOMAN HITLER

Yep! This is done by someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands! (Probably a son-in-law)