Wednesday, July 2, 2008

More Things Learned From the Movies

It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. 

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. 




When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. 



No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. 


You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. 






Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.


An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child. 


Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. 

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.