After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear them say...... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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The attorney gathered the entire family for the reading of the will. Relatives came from near and far, to see if they were included in the bequests. The lawyer somberly opened the will and began to read:
"To my cousin Ed, I leave my ranch.
"To my brother Jim, I leave my money market accounts.
"To my neighbor and good friend, Fred, I leave my stocks.
"And finally, to my cousin George, who always sat around and never did anything, but wanted to be remembered in my will, I say, 'Hi, George.'"
